Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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