It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
