i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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