Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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