Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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