going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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