i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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