You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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