all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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