This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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