We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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