but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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