On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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