i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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