Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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