We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
