you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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