so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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