I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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