I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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