and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You can't just leave with hair like that
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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