Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Even my vagina gasped.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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