you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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