Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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