half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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