Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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