He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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