yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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