After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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