is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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