he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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