Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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