Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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