If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Are we still banned from the library?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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