...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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