what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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