i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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