Midget sex pt 2 tonight
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
