batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
should my penis look like a turkey
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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