Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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