Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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