I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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