I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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