I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Quick, to the slutcave!
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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