If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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