My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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