Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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