Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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