what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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