i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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