I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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