Need sex. Gaining weight.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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