Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sponge bath it is.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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