I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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