best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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