I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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