I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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